I was laying/sitting in a hospital bed, trying to figure out how to get my wailing baby out of the portacrib next to me. For me, the worst ...

Found on ljcfyi : Spiderman reviews crayons . Excerpt: "Blue Violet" gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire. Mak...

Oops, my bad. According to Judy , the term monsoon refers to a season in itself and shouldn't be used with the word "season." ...

Did I mention that it's monsoon season in AZ? Yep. They're like little dusty tornadoes. This is why I like to come to AZ in normal t...

So the three travelers are off to Phoenix in the morning. Fortunately, the weather report says it'll be cooling down this weekend: all t...

Believe it or not, I'm in the 12th week of pregnancy. I don't believe it, so I don't expect you to, either. I'm still terrib...

We went to Toyota's Put It In Play today. All free, all good. I didn't think I'd do any of the driving games, but I got into ...

Dreyer's Grand Lite Fudge Tracks Ice Cream : G bought this by mistake, thinking it was a simple fudge marble (I'm in year 4 of my ca...

I obviously angered the parenting gods yesterday by reveling in my afternoon off. A., who has slept through the night for the past 6 months,...

G's brother and his family are in town from Oregon, so we were supposed to go play and have dinner with them where they're staying, ...

I hate insurance companies. No, Bitch, I did not change my client's diagnosis just to get you guys to pay for more sessions (although yo...

So when you take your kid to the park and there's a water feature that gets them all wet, you don't have to give them a bath that ni...

Ack! How did I miss this ? I thought the first Joe Schmo was fascinating - mostly for the actor's reactions as they started feeling guil...

More amusement from my baby center newsletter about my 23-month old: "Does your toddler ignore you? He's not doing it on purpose...

I just want y'all to know that I am #11 on a yahoo search for "blow-up doll" "deflated" "photos". You...

It was 103 degrees in Portland. And we slept on the top floor of an un-air-conditioned house with two small windows and several fans that ra...

I'm currently embedded in Portland, OR. A few hours after G's mom and sister arrived in CA on Friday, we heard that his grandma (G...

I might be just a little scarce over the next few days. G's mom and sister are coming to visit and G's afraid that if I work on the...

Well, it's a pretty good day I'm lookin' forward to tomorrow Dear Bean, Today we saw your heartbeat. I was prepared for...

I found The Birdherder's challenge on H 's blog. 1. What time do you get up in the morning? Usually somewhere between 7 and 8 a...