Thursday, September 27, 2007

Watching a DVD of Nick Jr. shows:

A: I wonder what's next? Maybe it's Blue's Clues!

Ben: Maybe it's Blue's Penis!

(and if you arrived here via a google search for that very phrase, I don't wanna know).

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Ben has always been a major mimic. He repeats everything. Sometimes A. will be telling me a story and it will really tax my listening skills because Ben is on the other side of me repeating everything A. says with about a 3 second delay.

A.'s been listening to folk tales at school - of course, all of them have the repeating phrase theme. Ben made up his own folk tale: "The first tree said pssssh, then the second tree said pssshhhh, the third tree said psssssh and the last tree said psssssh. And that's it."

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It's the most wonderful time of the year.....Halloween crafts!



These are glue ghosts. According to A., Master Ghost Designer, and Ben, Master Repeater of Everything A. Says, each ghost has a penis AND a bladder.

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Here's our dining room window. Oh, did I forget to tell you about this? Yeah, well.....



A week ago, I was going after one of those big ol' horseflies on the window. I smacked it with a rolled up magazine, shattering the whole damn thing. Not cracking, no, shattering. And it ain't safety glass. I have the cut right there on my thumb underneath the SpongeBob band-aid to prove it.

I swept up the glass and G. boarded up the window quickly and with ease. I admit I was surprised at his boarding-up abilities. In fact, it was a little suspicious, if you ask me.

4 comments:

HeyItsBeej said...

"Ben: Maybe it's Blue's Penis!"

You did explain that it would be Blue's Vagina, right?

:::snicker:::

Lunasea said...

Ah, see, we don't watch Blue's Clues so I didn't even know Blue was a girl. It doesn't matter, they can SEE I have no penis and it doesn't seem to convince them.

HeyItsBeej said...

Lunasea said: "we don't watch Blue's Clues"

:::thud:::

I am so sad now.

Emili Legband said...

Great post, haha, I had a good laugh with this, thanks for sharing.

 
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