Thursday, September 27, 2007

Watching a DVD of Nick Jr. shows:

A: I wonder what's next? Maybe it's Blue's Clues!

Ben: Maybe it's Blue's Penis!

(and if you arrived here via a google search for that very phrase, I don't wanna know).


Ben has always been a major mimic. He repeats everything. Sometimes A. will be telling me a story and it will really tax my listening skills because Ben is on the other side of me repeating everything A. says with about a 3 second delay.

A.'s been listening to folk tales at school - of course, all of them have the repeating phrase theme. Ben made up his own folk tale: "The first tree said pssssh, then the second tree said pssshhhh, the third tree said psssssh and the last tree said psssssh. And that's it."


It's the most wonderful time of the year.....Halloween crafts!

These are glue ghosts. According to A., Master Ghost Designer, and Ben, Master Repeater of Everything A. Says, each ghost has a penis AND a bladder.


Here's our dining room window. Oh, did I forget to tell you about this? Yeah, well.....

A week ago, I was going after one of those big ol' horseflies on the window. I smacked it with a rolled up magazine, shattering the whole damn thing. Not cracking, no, shattering. And it ain't safety glass. I have the cut right there on my thumb underneath the SpongeBob band-aid to prove it.

I swept up the glass and G. boarded up the window quickly and with ease. I admit I was surprised at his boarding-up abilities. In fact, it was a little suspicious, if you ask me.


HeyItsBeej said...

"Ben: Maybe it's Blue's Penis!"

You did explain that it would be Blue's Vagina, right?


Lunasea said...

Ah, see, we don't watch Blue's Clues so I didn't even know Blue was a girl. It doesn't matter, they can SEE I have no penis and it doesn't seem to convince them.

HeyItsBeej said...

Lunasea said: "we don't watch Blue's Clues"


I am so sad now.

Emili Legband said...

Great post, haha, I had a good laugh with this, thanks for sharing.

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