More Random Fun...

Stolen from Defective Yeti:

Here are the actual candidates being asked to rate their charisma on a scale of 1 to 5:



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I was looking on one of those parenting sites, the kind that personalizes info to your child's age after you register and give them all your personal information. Anyway, they had a suggestion for my now-22-month-old toddler: "I find that a great way to spice up an afternoon is to set my son up with a couple magazines, safety scissors, and a glue stick — and watch him go. -Susan" Watch him go what? Rub the glue stick all over himself? Cut off his tongue? Maybe her toddler understands the word "collage," but mine sure doesn't.