Monday, October 16, 2006


To: Ben
From: Mama and Papa

When we requested no more 5 am wake-up calls, we erroneously assumed that it was understood that wake-up calls were to be later than 5 am. Substituting a 4:30 am wake-up call for a 5 am wake-up call is unacceptable.

If a situation arises involving vomit and/or diarrhea, you may wake us up but are then to go back to sleep after intervention. Under no circumstances are you to stay up and play. Requests to "see ghost" will be denied.

We appreciate your cooperation in this matter.


Anonymous said...

Let me know if this approach works, because, if so, I've got a stack of memos to send, starting with Re: breakfast choices, followed by Re: make up your damn mind and then Re: do I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy?

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