Friday, May 16, 2008

Single Sentence Friday

I'm giggling at this and thinking about the father's day possibilities: Manbabies

I've finally gotten the hang of turning OFF my new Sonicare toothbrush BEFORE I take it out of my mouth, which means I don't have to change my shirt after brushing my teeth.

Yesterday's California Supreme Court decision may not stick, but for the life of me, I cannot figure out how gay marriage is a bigger threat to my heterosexual marriage than our current high divorce rate.

This was cute and I'm glad I had a camera ready because it only lasted about 30 seconds:



I'm avoiding Facebook because it's a vacuum of time and productivity (as opposed to the Blog, which is Archiving History, and no, it's not cheating on SSF to use parentheses and run-on sentences).

Loved The Office finale last night. Missed Grey's Anatomy, that's how much I loved it.

Phyllis: [over the speakerphone] Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Woman: Anti-gravity machines?
Phyllis: That's right, yeah.
Woman: What do they do exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Woman: [looking it up] Anti-gravity... um... anti-depressant? I could put you through to someone on that?
Phyllis: [pause] Okay.

Oops, that was two sentences with a quote.

2 comments:

Sarah O. said...

1. Weird! My son showed me manbabies just a few hours ago. Great minds think alike. (It is a funny site.)

2. You know, you'd think the religious right would want gays to be in stable relationships rather than cruise the bars.

3. Your boys are still adorable!

4. Facebook really is a waste of time but I still like to play the word games. It's probably the most stimulating thing I do with my brain these days. So sad.

5. My favorite part of The Office finale was the bizarre love triangle between Dwight, Angela & Andy - and how everybody's about to know about it. That and the phone conversation you quoted.

brandii said...

OMG Thank you for posting manbabies. funniest thing I've seen in a long time :)

 
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