Thursday, April 29, 2004

Let's Pretend Today is Tuesday

Would you rather:

Have the lifetime channel make a movie out of your life OR the playboy channel? I guess the Lifetime Channel. I wouldn't mind writing a movie for the Playboy Channel, but believe me, it would all be fantasy.

lick a cat's nose OR give it a proctology exam without gloves? (thanks nicole)
Lick the nose.

find a bag containing $20,000 and turn it in before you find out it belonged to an known mob boss OR not turn it in, spend it all, and find out it belonged to an orphange?

I guess turn it in. It's still not mine, no matter who it belongs to. And besides, if the mob boss is wealthy, he may give me a reward or take out my enemies or something.

find out your parents kidnapped you when you were a baby and raised you as their own OR find out you had a twin that died at birth that they never told you about?

I'd rather find out I had a twin. Otherwise, I'd have to find out who my parents were and that would take a lot of effort.


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