Survivor Update

Could someone please translate for me what Big Tom is saying? What does his wife deserve? Why don't they use those subtitles for him?

Lex, Lex, Lex, the mohawk's not a good look for you. Especially when you're tan and your scalp isn't.

Here's me during the challenge that Alicia, ShiAnn, Rob and Amber were doing: ":::sob:::But none of them have kids! All the people who lost have kids!::::sob::::They should let them see their children!" And is there a mother out there who didn't imagine how heartwrenching it would be to see a tape of your little one and know you couldn't talk to them?:::sob::: That's one BIG reason why I wouldn't sign up for this game. The other reason is that I'd really suck at it. "Excuse me? I have to WIN a rain poncho? After 4 days of steady downpour? What kind of resort is this? Get me the masseuse."